"Rick is..."

Got this idea from Donna's site - take your name and search on "Name is" (use quotes to keep the phrase together), and see what you find. So, here's "Rick is" to the rest of the world:

Rick is right (well, duh!)

For those who don't know, Ask Rick is your chance to submit a question to Rick. Submit your questions for Rick today! View the entire Ask Rick Archive here... (where's my royalty check for this?!?)

Rick is leading the fight in Jefferson City to preserve the sanctity of your family dining hour. (pass the biscuits, please)

Think Rick is ethical? Here's some evidence to the contrary... (hey, wait, I can explain)

Rick is not dead. Rick is very much alive and will continue to be that way for quite some time now. (Most days. Not Mondays)

Rick is also the founding pastor of Saddleback Church... (that's another Rick, got his own set of problems)

Rick is for children ages 7 and up. (I actually play better towards the preschool demographic!)

Rick is always responsive to your needs. (if "responsive" means "slow and dim-witted", then yes, I agree)

From hospitality suites to night clubs, weddings to trade shows;Rick is a talented, fun loving entertainer. (show me the $$)

Rick is one of only 20 participants of full-contact jousting... (gotta go to work - someone bring my lance, alright?)