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9.25.2005

Punchline?

What's the joke that finishes with this punchline:
"footprints in the peanut butter"?

From J.: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? ... footprints in the peanut butter!

I remember when peanut butter was kept in the fridge. That was before it was loaded with all the nasty hydrogenized oil. :)
or this punchline:
"to stomp out flaming ducks"?

From Cheater Jeremy:
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fire.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks

7 Comments:

Anonymous J. said...

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

... footprints in the peanut butter!

I remember when peanut butter was kept in the fridge. That was before it was loaded with all the nasty hydrogenized oil. :)

J.

25/9/05 9:22 PM  
Blogger Rick said...

good job - and #2? :)

25/9/05 10:55 PM  
Blogger The Cubicle Reverend said...

I never heard the 2nd one.

26/9/05 9:23 AM  
Blogger Lyn said...

Not sure, but "you don't want to hatchet your counts before they chicken." Remember that one? Lyn

26/9/05 1:29 PM  
Blogger Lyn said...

Oh and btw, since we're having fun this Monday morning, for a little tombstone humor, visit my personal blog at http://members.aol.com/lyngperry
lp's weblog - for bloggin outloud

26/9/05 1:31 PM  
Anonymous jeremy said...

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fire.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks

(i cheated)

26/9/05 2:41 PM  
Blogger MaryAnn M said...

THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!!
i heard the refrigerator one before but the flaming ducks is really funny

26/9/05 10:37 PM  

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