Punchline?
What's the joke that finishes with this punchline:
"footprints in the peanut butter"?or this punchline:
From J.: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? ... footprints in the peanut butter!
I remember when peanut butter was kept in the fridge. That was before it was loaded with all the nasty hydrogenized oil. :)
"to stomp out flaming ducks"?
FromCheaterJeremy:
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fire.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks
posted by Rick @ 6:45 PM
7 Comments:
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
... footprints in the peanut butter!
I remember when peanut butter was kept in the fridge. That was before it was loaded with all the nasty hydrogenized oil. :)
J.
good job - and #2? :)
I never heard the 2nd one.
Not sure, but "you don't want to hatchet your counts before they chicken." Remember that one? Lyn
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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fire.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks
(i cheated)
THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!!
i heard the refrigerator one before but the flaming ducks is really funny
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